Ok, so the big game was upon us and le Denver Broncos were clashing against le Seattle Seahawk at Metlife Stadium. It reeks of fail.

To begin the failfest there was a safety that put the Seahawks on the board. To pour salt on the new wounds the Seahawks had 16 points under their belt, and it was only the first quarter of the game.

Second quarter made the cut for the worst second quarter in football history. Why? Because the Seahawks made like one of those crushers from Scrap Brain Zone from Sonic 1 (the genesis version) and flattened the Broncos hopes of victory.

A fan favorite for escaping the failstorm was the Doritos ad that was better than the whole game. The halftime show had Bruno Mars performing and it was not too shabby compared to what was going to go down during the third and fourth quarter.

The third quarter put the Broncos on the board but as Silver from Sonic 06 would say “It’s no use.” Why? The Seahawks were ahead by at least 30 points.

The last 15 minutes of the game were a boring old snorzefest.

All in all, the game was boring and not even close to hype for all its worth. If anything, Big J would rather be cooped up in his room then even watch that game. Still, the winner couldn’t be any more obvious than the sun rising up in the morning and setting in the evening. The final score of this mess was 48-8. Excelsior!