Random Hallways Quotes: Part Two
December 7, 2021
Here we are, back in the hallways once again. What comes with the brisk six minute walk to class? Extremely random quotes taken out of context. We’ve all heard them, we all wonder what conversation could have possibly produced such a weird phrase. So here it is, “Random Hallways Quotes: Part Two.” We may never know what was discussed to surround such absurdities; however, we can appreciate them for all that they are.
- “I didn’t know that Vermont was a state.”
No judgement here, but this is a building dedicated to teaching facts surprisingly similar to this one right here. It’s a bit concerning, but funny nonetheless. Number five it is!
- “Guess what? I quit my job!”
Yay, I guess? Congratulations?
- “Today’s a terrible day to get food poisoning.”
Yes, a random Wednesday is a terrible day to get food poisoning because every day is a terrible day to get food poisoning. I hope you drank lots of fluids and your day was not ruined by this infamously horrible occurrence.
- “Fifty bucks to eat that.”
Seems simple, but look a little closer. The fact that a wet bird feather on the concrete was pointed at during this phrase encapsulates adolescence more than anything I could make up. Hopefully no one gave this a second thought or they would have to introduce themselves to the Food Poisoning Kid, I think they’d get along.
- “Who’s that guy that’s in charge of Russia?”
Wow. This could not be more perfect. The phrasing, the confidence. Congratulations, you take the cake for best hallway quote champion part two, whomever you are.
There you have it, York. The hallways are filled with thousands of conversations of all kinds and my ears are open to take them all out of context. Who knows? There could have been a heated debate about the effect that leaders in Russia have on the country’s people, but probably not. To the owners of these unique phrases, thank you.