Twilight. Jeez, when will I stop hating it. Let’s run down the list as to why:

1: The meer fact that it’s longer the the ENTIRE Lord of the Rings trilogy combined.

2. It’s an insult to vampires AND werewolves.

3: Edward is characterized as the ultimate pretty boy. I resent pretty boys…

4:  Bella has about as much personality as a rock- scratch that, a football- no that’s too easy.  Ironicly enough, she’s like a zombie from “The Walking Dead.”

5: It’s like “Romeo and Juliet” meets “West Side Story” meets “Dracula.”  Bram Stoker and Will Shakespeare are spinning in their graves about this.

6: Meyer has the writing capacity of a 10-year old.  Stephen King is probably spinning in his grave–waitaminute, he’s not dead yet! D’oh.

7: It sends a bad message to females –that it is okay to be in a relationship that is one-sided and possessive (no pun intended).

8: THEY MADE A MOVIE BASED OFF OF IT! Four movies. All of them varying in cheesiness.

9: The fan base (about 3/4 of them) are a bunch of groupies of Edward… WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!

10: Vampires! Don’t! Sparkle!