David Hansen
David Hansen is a senior and is exhilarated to finally be a part of York-Hi! While he may be a rookie on the staff, David has plenty of experience writing comedy through his history of creating stand-up comedy, sketches, and, of course, the occasional biting pieces of satire. Along with the newspaper, he is also a Co-Captain on the York Speech Team, where he competes in comedic events (he's kind of one dimensional). Between the admittedly rare moments of comedic genius, he enjoys playing soccer, traveling around the country, and trying to learn to play an instrument. If you're here looking for a place to complain after reading one of his articles, please send all negative emails to [email protected] He will be happy to take your feedback into consideration before immediately hitting the delete button.

David Hansen, Satire Editor

May 17, 2019
Math Team d(e)rives their season home at state (Story)
May 10, 2019
Arrested Developments (Story)
Apr 29, 2019
This story was written on Senior Ditch Day (Story)
Apr 18, 2019
Secretary of Education Betsy Devos creates world’s first time machine (Story)
Apr 02, 2019
Rejected senior superlatives (Story)
Mar 21, 2019
March Madness first round analysis and picks for the rest of the tournament (Story)
Mar 07, 2019
University of Illinois’s potential new mascot makes a splash (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
Chess Team makes a statement in Peoria (Story)
Jan 10, 2019
The Top 10 Top Ten Lists of 2018 (Story)
David Hansen