I hit the halls this week and asked students what crazy inventions they had to offer. Here are the most promising ones in York-hi’s edition of “Duke Tank;” would you invest?

John Geul, sophomore

Invention: Dessert Spray, the ability to make dull vegetables taste like yummy desserts by simply spraying any vegetable you hate

Benefits: People eating more veggies

Target Audience: Anyone who hates their vegetables and has a sweet tooth.

Expected profit: Billions

Mike Nasser, senior

Invention: Smelly Fresh Pill, a pill designed to have your sweat smell good

Benefits: Eliminating stinky BO

Target Audience: Athletes and excessive sweaters

Expected profit: Trillions

Colin MacGregor, senior

Invention: Sock Down, a tech savvy tracker to find missing socks

Benefits: Never having to look or misplace socks again

Target Audience: Toddlers and elders

Expected profit: Multi­-millions

Petey DiCianni, Junior

Invention: Flow­a­nator, a comb that squeezes out gel when you brush your hair

Benefits: Styles the perfect flow on the go

Target Audience: Males, especially hockey players

Expected Profit: $20 million